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* Message on Join Channel
Re
* join channels on start up
/join #lifesux | /join #privet | /join #russian
* on DEOP 
/msg $chan Heeey $nick $+ !! Why'd You Do That ?!?
* away
/away http://welchlink.welch.jhu.edu/homepages/leonidk/html/index.html [ $time ]
* thanx on OP
/notice $nick Thanx $nick...
* Ping
/notice $nick If you need a ride to the morgue, that's what 911 is for.